Friday, 24 June 2011

The Intern Diaries


Hello again. 9:43 am Friday, June 24, 2011. I once read an article which started with a phrase “Friday, Thanks God” I don’t understand why would a mature person write such stupid thing. The quote may apply to college students at the most but when you are working like doing a job it doesn’t apply to you at all. When you have to sit in your office till 6 and then come on Saturday as well and sit till 6 i.e. no half day at all, seriously dude you should have done some major sins in your previous life that’s what you are punished for, don’t be thankful to anyone.
I finally changed that already dying chair (I was afraid if I’d sit on it for one more day it would definitely die and its ghost will haunt me because I was responsible for its death). And I changed my mouse, it feels so great to have a mouse whose all the buttons are working perfectly and even the scroll button is fully functional. 
It is absolutely not normal if you sleep at 11 pm wake up at 8 and still feel sleepy just when you are about to start your work. I actually searched for any medication which helps in reducing the sleep; turns out they all increase sleep and cause dizziness. People say there is only one thing which can reduce your sleep and that is fall in love find a bachi who texts who at 3 am and if you don’t reply her she gets upset and when gets upset you also get upset and cant sleep because you are upset. i tired thing like exams worries even result worries but nothing worked when I am sleepy nothing can stop me.
To be honest I also tried that bachi thing once and even it didn’t work out very well the bachi got used to the fact that this guys cant stay up after 12 and I think she found someone else who could stay up 24 hours :D
I have learnt one thing over the past. Bad decisions earn you two things one is experience and the other is good stories. If you get a call at 9 am on a vacation morning and the person on the line says “have you forgotten it is your joining day for the internship” you forget to say anything and reply “sir I am on my my way coming asap” . now if you look again the whole scenario , where was the thinking process where was the negotiations process. It was just an instant reply and had nothing to do with your thinking and decision making capabilities. So now that is earning me two thing. The experience which I am gonna put in my CV and the stories which I my or may not put in my blog.
I am quite pissed off right now. Either you can do work on Pro E and give all your concentration to the model what you are making, or you can reserve half of your mind memory just to remind you that you have to save your work every 5 minutes.  Damn it I didn’t save it for once. :@
It took me almost 3 days to practice that I have to save my daily report 5 minutes before every hour. Now it is gonna take me another 3 days to practice that I also have to save my pro E work every 5 minutes before the power goes out…….. I swear this is so upsetting I don’t feel like doing all that work all over again =/
Nevertheless it was fun doing some work after all. And yes time also passes quickly when you are doing work with some real concentration not like typing some random crap which is of no use to anyone. And you have to wait for hours before words come to your mind that you approve to put in your report :-/
I agree that there are always legal ways to do illegal things but it always leave a loop hole in it. For example you convert a pdf file to a word file and you get to know that all the graphics have gone insane. Or you convert the JPEG of your mark sheet to a xls file you come to know that all the names are mixed up badly. So when you try to access facebook through some lame proxy server you find that you can only see whats happening there neither can you chat nor you can comment or post anything. This is how it works.
Its been a busy day so far. Just came back after juma prayer and lunch break. Now getting ready for the upcoming presentation (if it happens today). Surprisingly I left my computer open when I left and now after more than one and a half hour it is still working…. NO POWER FAILURE for almost 2 HOURS …… 

 Imagine how busy I have been that I just have written 830 words so far :P
And yes I made that project model again right form the start with ctrl + s
After every 16 seconds.
Meanwhile I was just thinking that I didn’t mention how many days are remaining here. So just 19 more days left and then there would be a post on my wall. I left my job here as a internee :D
Finally the presentation did happen. Not as good as expected but still I did a good, the supervisor’s comments felt awesome. J
The big boss wasn’t very happy though, but who cares :D
And now we got like hell lot of more assignments. The most awesome news for today is that we got one week training in our school for software….. OMG I am sooooo happy J
That means next week would be even busier and another presentation at the end of next week =/
Facebook is now on, LEGALLY….. and the time starting to pass nicely….. so far so good. During the interaction with other people I noticed one more thing; unlike my perception engineers are much cool people. They don’t wear formal like marketing people. They don’t give a crap to their bosses as well, they listen music not on head phones but on the speaker which booms the whole room (without even thinking it would be a little awkward if the boss comes) their laptops are much more older and rusty looking than the laptops of marketing people. And yes they also don’t know most of the things (technical things of course) except those which they are working on, and yes they are not ashamed of this as well. Marketing people, well yes even here you can tell by the dress that the person is from marketing dept. or technical dept.
The hydraulic lever of my chair is not working. And yes this is not irrelevant to mention here, because it also one of those all meaningless useless and random things that I write here. You should get used to buy what I am selling ;)
ETA 23 minutes and counting. In this busy world people don’t have time to read thing and still there are people who write looooong moral-less, meaningless, lame, and story-less stories. I wonder who are these people what do they think about themselves. Are they too free ?? They have nothing to do??
Never mind they are people like me and you, I think they have the mind which they don’t want to spend on small things, they are the future philosophers. They actually feel they are not born to do the things which they are forced to do. They are just ordinary people with extraordinary thinking power (it is a separate debate that they can never convert their thinking to practical form but most of the philosophers were like this :P )
The stories never end, words continue to come and the times goes on. These small stories make our lives, some people just don’t consider it worthy enough to save these happenings ( and yes they all have the time to do it ). This time wont come back, just the memories would remain written material would might serve even better if you cant remember all the things. So here it comes it time for me to go. I’ll see you guys if I get SOME SPARE time to write some lame material.
Adios J


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